Acoustic Stairway to Heaven Solo

As made and performed by Daniel Neufeld

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The "Self-Pic"

Your thinking, here we go again. Some German ranting on about how pissed off he is that a bunch of immature pre-adolescence kids are taking pictures of themselves in the mirror again. WELL YOUR DAMN RIGHT HERE WE GO! Nexopia is like the cest pool for the self pic. It is repulsive nasty and just really nasty. Let's cover some of the bases. The Mirror Pic. A pretty common one at most. This is one is really good for those ugly people. They get to stand at the mirror for as long as they want and try and perfect the one good angle they have. And there's no one there to look at the nasty ones. The Arial Shot. This one usually accompanies itself with some cleavage and a fisheyed view of the victims face. "It's great if you want to look like an alien!". The Webcam Pic. This one is usually for all those emo's out there who want to look as blue and pissed off as possible. There just like "Yo look at my monitor face, when you're talking to EmOcuTs_809 this is how I look....deal with it." The Body Pic. This one involes a nice shot of the personal's midriff, cleavage, ass, legs, arms, pretty much the one think that looks bearable to the macroscopic human eye. This is how old men that are running for chairmen of the golf club in Greenacre heights get their action. "Hey, (thought) my thighs are pretty creamy maybe I'll get nexopia and exploit them....". And (my personal favourite) The OverExposure Shot. Pretty much, "Wow, every self-pic I've taken has either given my dog an appetite for shit or broken my camera lens or turned guys to gays or girls to lesbians. Oh looky here exposure. MAX IT BABY! Now the whole world will only see a bright flash when they look at my profile pic, awesome."

My inner homo

I think i am surrounded by supporters when i saw that public homosexuality is disgusting. When one walks the streets the meer prescense of two males tongues exchanging feelings is enough to provide a tingle of vomit in the back of my throat. Sitting on a bus beside two love struck heterosexual couples is enough. But having to tolerate the stench of four male butcheeks in labour, that right there is a catalyst for my bowels to propel out at speeds matching mach 3. Who is Jack Layton to say that we should watch them. I wonder how he would feel with another man's hand sliding up his thigh. I don't think he would be e-jack-layton-. But my sexual intolerance will one day catch up to me. As my female tendencies are slowing slipping to my chovanistic character. So if anyone reading this feels my pain give me a call.

Need oil? Try Iraq.

I can not thank george bush enough for invading yet another foreign country. Aside from the fact they are completely defenseless to the power of the american army. It's not like this one had oil as well... It amazes me how the leader of such a fat country is so slim. Perhaps he is a commy. In the end he will end up like hussein. Sitting in a hole waiting to be found. For Mr. Bush his hole will be a little warmer if you know what i mean.

Did the Holocast Happen?

If it did or didn't i don't care. The jews all deserve justice for their thrifty spending habits.


Except Eugene Levy.

My Fiorst Post

This is the best thing that ever happened to me.